Remember that time when you were 7 or 8, and you had that weird dream where you sat on your magical dinosaur best friend, and you explored outer space together? And you came across planets made entirely out of candy? And had four seasons within the same area? And somehow you were constantly searching for a toilet? And you wake up to the warm sensation of soaked pajamas?
Yeah, me neither.
Which is precisely why this game was created. (Dinosaurs not included.)
If you have ever played Final Fantasy and loved it (If you played it and hated it, you need Jesus. If you never played it, you need better parents), then you will love this.
A wacky-haired guy.
A suggestively-dressed girl.
A cute sidekick pet with wings.
And gratuitous amounts of oversized swords and apocalyptic spells.
What more can you ask for?
Ever lay down on the balcony or a field at night, gaze out at the stars, and wonder if they are just pinholes in the curtain of night?
Ok, I stole that line from an episode of Retarded Animal Babies. Anyway.
The following is guaranteed to make science exciting and fun for even the most A.D.D afflicted of us. I would know.
From the familiar.
To the unbelievably small.
To the mind-blowingly colossal.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present:
I always save the best for last. So, if you've made it this far, congratulations and thank you!
And if you haven't (probably because you had to rush off to the premiere of Twilight or a Justin Bieber concert), then may your inbox be filled with e-mails offering discounts on Acai Berries, and from Nigerian millionaire investors offering you generous commissions. =)
This is Gustave, over and out.
The first game! i only managed to get past the clouds, and after that i duno what to do anymore =( why are there bug-like creatures surrounding me but i cannot click on them or anything? =( i'm just floating around...
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